#JohnsonFail 1 - Couldnt persuade his own brother he was doing what was best for the country.
#JohnsonFail 2 - Couldnt persuade some of the most loyal Tory MPs in parliament to back his strategy. 1/5
#JohnsonFail 4 - Threw away his majority by throwing these MOs out for doing exactly the same thing he did to May (remarkably Corbynesq). 2/5
#JohnsonFail 6 - Failed to trick/goad/bully opposition into giving him the election he so desperately wanted. 3/5
#JohnsonFail 8 - Couldnt persuade the EU or anyone else that his #designedtofail proposal was anything but a way of wasting time. 4/5
#JohnsonFail 10 - Will be when he fails to take us out with no deal as promised over & over on 31 October 2019. 5/5
#JohnsonFail 12 - Huge row with Att Gen cos Cox knows he has no legal way around Benn letter so will resign if BJ doesnt send (+commits perjury as said he wld in court)