If the New York Times could go one goddamn year without writing some lazy, wrong bullshit story about another city, that would great. You fucking New York clowns elected Giuliani, Bloomberg, and Deblasio mayor. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
Y’all let Guy fucking Fieri put a restaurant in your town AND THEN acted like snide hipsters and declared it ironically cool when the rest of us pointed and laughed.
Also, y’all inflicted Donald Trump on the earth soooooo.
you’re lucky we don’t decide to make you all move to jersey, raise the entire goddamn city and salt the earth upon which it once stood.
you’re lucky we don’t decide to make you all move to jersey, raise the entire goddamn city and salt the earth upon which it once stood.
(Except the Boogie Down Bronx. They ain’t got nothing to do with his monkey ass)
