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Whenever President Insult Comic encounters a backwater thug dictator, he magically transforms into Super Bootlicker
This is probably part of his 3-D chess strategy to become the Joey Bishop of the global autocrat Rat Pack
Putin: Sinatra
Erdogan: Dean Martin
Kim: Sammy Davis Jr

Trump: Joey Bishop, just happy to be in the high roller suite mixing drinks
Yes, you got me, everyone in my mentions. When Trump trots out his shine box for Erdogan it's clearly a brilliant stratagem from the pages of Sun Tzu designed to trick him into doing Trump's bidding, and this obvious yet genius cheap flattery maneuver would never occur to Erdogan
My replies should probably be marked "Top Secret" to prevent our international allies and enemies from deciphering the real meaning behind the President's Machiavellian 7-dimensional kowtowing strategy
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