With Judaism as my Nationality my new flag is gonna be a bagel with cream cheese and lox, my national anthem, Barbara Streisand’s Papa Can You Hear Me, and my currency, a coupon book. Now excuse me while I go visit my motherland.
Our Constitution is going to be a whole bunch of questions. Are we the people? You think we should form a more perfect Union? You want we should establish Justice? Should we wear a coat? Is it cold outside?
I am also declaring Boynton Beach as our official capital, but our government is only open from October to May, unless it is chilly in September, then we will start sooner.
