World: So, you're saying the FBI are phenomenally incompetent? Because he got elected. You realize they ID'd and surveilled the 27 Russians who hacked the DNC, right? And got convictions on 5 Trump campaign staff?
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World: Do you know what a joke is?
GOP: The Steele Dossier was all lies, because the Democrats paid for it!
World: 12 of 27 claims are proven. 12 are untested. And Steele is a friend of Ivanka's.
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World: They did, too. It's in the footnotes, which Nunes claims he just didn't see.
GOP: Investigating a president is illegal!
Judge Jackson: Oh, shut the hell up.
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CIA Dir Brennan, DNS Clapper, FBI Dir Comey, 2 Inspectors Gen'l: No, it isn't. No, it didn't. No, it isn't.
Senator Durbin: Can we all stop playing whack-a-mole with these GOP conspiracy theories?
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