I think the House Democrats should consider arguing that he was already removed in the Senate and is no longer president, and see if CBS News will put out a headline that simply says that without pointing out that it's untrue.
I don't advocate the spread of disinformation but honestly just out of morbid curiosity if I was Nancy Pelosi I'd just start saying crazy shit to see just how far news headline writers are willing to go to avoid saying somebody is lying.
"Pelosi claims that 58% of the President's DNA is duck DNA."
"Donald Trump never wears pants," President Goes Pantsless So He Can "Whiz in the White House Sinks" House Speaker Says
"Donald Trump never wears pants," President Goes Pantsless So He Can "Whiz in the White House Sinks" House Speaker Says
President Trump's "Duck DNA Sink Pisser Problem," Unpacked
"Donald Duck Pees In Sinks From His Cloaca," Pelosi Claims
"Donald Duck Pees In Sinks From His Cloaca," Pelosi Claims
"President Trump today angrily addressed rumors that he's a pantsless duck with undifferentiated bird genitalia who pees in sinks, a claim that has been burning up social media since Speaker Nancy Pelosi first made it last week. There's no evidence for this, but is it true?" 
"I'm not here to say whether or not the president is a duck in a sailor suit—which he's not. But that's not the point. The point is, will working class voters in Ohio believe it? Time will tell, but anyway, now let's hear from three bird experts who explain how it COULD be true."
"We at Sinclair media regret the use of this image while talking about Donald Du...President, President Donald President. It was an oversight in our quality standards and the intern responsible has been fired."
"Now this, this just makes me mad. You're a grown man. You're a BUSINESS man. A SUCCESSFUL business man. You've written a successful book, a best selling book. And now Pelosi is suggesting you have triplet brothers named Huey and Dewy? It's DISRESPECTFUL."
"The president walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, and, like the president, ducks are serial rapists, but Christiane, the president is *our* president. I suppose if he says he's not a duck, then he's not. I just don't know why then do so many people say he pees in sinks."
"TRUMP'S A DUCK ALL RIGHT—A DUCK OF DEATH. HE'S GONNA BRING IT TO YOU WITH HIS CORKSCREW WIENER AND HIS SERRATED ROWS OF TEETH! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A FOWL! I LIKE BREAD CRUMBS! EVERYBODY LIKES BREAD CRUMBS! I CAN BENCH PRESS 450 DUCKS! DUCK FREEDOM IS AT HAND!"
"She says terrible things, it should be a crime. Says I have nothing down there—which, by the way, if you want to ask many beautiful women—and I mean many, some recent, all very gorgeous, you'll find out there's no trouble there at all. Nothing wrong. No complaints, ever. Never."
100% the only thing Trump would care about in this scenario is the cloaca thing and it would eat him from the inside out.
Anyway very normal relationship American journalism has with the truth, it creates great incentives that aren't at all perverse, good morning, good morning.
Anyway very normal relationship American journalism has with the truth, it creates great incentives that aren't at all perverse, good morning, good morning.
Eric Trump Responds to Claims That His Father's DNA Is Insanely Messed Up
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We're just reporting on the questions being asked, here. YOU decide.
