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We enjoy humor as much as the next guy, as long as it's reverent humor
Good comedy never punches down on marginalized communities like entertainment industry executives, it challenges sacred cows like all those stump-toothed inbred hillbillies from Pennsyltucky or wherever
I'm already booked at the Round Rock Chuckle Hut Open Mic Night
For the record, I think the funniest character on the Simpsons is Cletus Spuckler, even though I'm pretty sure he was modeled on me
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