So ya know Jamestown? That place in Virginia that's like LOOK AT US SO OL TIMEY, FULL OF HISTORY, BE PROUD, WE SETTLED HERE FIRST
dumbasses only were where they were because the ship captains bringing them over decided Spanish gold was cooler & dumped them
By a swamp
Then this one dude, let's call him Otis. Well, Otis is like " WUT IF WE SEND THEM TO AMERICA TO FIND GOLD"
They like "Otissss"
It's like. Specie. Or some shit.
As one does, in the 1600s
Leaving the settlers to their own devices
TWIST: they have no devices
NOPE
Buncha rich kids or confused city boys landing in a Virginia swamp
Bunch run off to find treasure. Didn't work out so well.
NOT BETTER
Virginia is born in mismanagement, starvation, and disease and people planting tobacco in the streets instead of food
So
How the hell does Virginia is for lovers come outta that