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On @MSNBC, @clairecmc is saying that what's really happening right now is a fight between the @GOP and @realDonaldTrump
@MSNBC @clairecmc @GOP @realDonaldTrump I'm telling you all, if you are ever accused of a crime, ask to be tried like a mediocre white man. APPARENTLY YOU CAN JUST ASK THE JURY TO SPRING YOU AT YOUR CONVENIENCE.
@MSNBC @clairecmc @GOP @realDonaldTrump This conflict must be:

@realDonaldTrump: Cover up for me NOW. The Ratings would be YUGE
@senatemajldr: I can push the cover-up through by the state of the union, sir.
Trump: NOW! NOWNOWNOWNOW
McConnell: Is someone a tired boy? Do you need me to send Lindsey to read you a story?
@MSNBC @clairecmc @GOP @realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr It must be weird to be preparing for the Super Bowl and know that the United States Senate is trying to coordinate a cover-up for the President of the United States so that it takes place in time for the President to advertise before your game.
@MSNBC @clairecmc @GOP @realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Like, literally, if Andy Reid and Kyle Shanahan and Roger Goodell came out and said: "Are you people freaking kidding me? We can DELAY the game until you call witnesses and finish your trial"... IT WOULD ACTUALLY MOVE THE NEEDLE.

Like, how ADDLED of a nation are we?
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