Super Bowl Announcer 1: "Wow, Mahomes is untouchable today. He can pretty much do whatever he wants & the 49ers can't stop it."
Announcer 2: "True! It's kind of like the President now that the Republican Senate has said it's ok to cheat in an election and stonewall Congress!"
Announcer 2: "True! It's kind of like the President now that the Republican Senate has said it's ok to cheat in an election and stonewall Congress!"
Announcer 1: That's the fifth illegal use of hands we've seen by the Chiefs, and yet the refs have not called it. Shocking!
Announcer 2: So what you're saying is, they can grab those guys wherever they want, and it's ok because they're famous?
Announcer 2: So what you're saying is, they can grab those guys wherever they want, and it's ok because they're famous?
“For the tenth play in a row the 49ers put the wide receiver in motion and the defense fell for it, allowing them to run a successful misdirection play. That receiver’s been as valuable to them as Hunter Biden’s been to Fox News!”
"And it's a touchdown...hang on...looks like the wide receiver stepped out of bounds before catching the ball...and now they're rushing to kick the extra point before we can hear from the side judge or the replay ref...reminds me of the GOP Senate and Bolton's testimony, eh Jim?"
Obviously these are absurd statements that will never be said today because, as we know, football is not political as evidenced by the fighter jet flyover, Kaepernick's treatment, and the many owners & politicians who publicly excoriated players for kneeling during the anthem.
