Thread by @iowahawkblog

Where
In the world
Is Carmen Kansas City

To be fair, New Yorkers have never been renown for their grasp of American geography

fun fact: when Lamar Hunt moved the Dallas Texans to Kansas City he seriously wanted to keep the original nickname, thereby creating the geographical Frankenstein of the Kansas City Missouri Texans. #truestory

and oddly enough there is a Missouri City TX, a Virginia City NV, Iowa Park TX, Iowa LA, California PA, Arkansas City KS, Delaware IA, Dakota City NE, Idaho Springs CO, Oregon IL, Nevada MO & IA, and Washingtons everywhere

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the desert's bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've a'had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Manhattan, Hamptons, Mar-a-Lago,
OK I guess that's it

for everyone trying to defend Trump on this, calm down. It's OK to admit he's dumb as a stump on geography, and that's... okay. Hardly the stupidest thing I've heard a New Yorker or Californian say about the Midwest.

I mean for crissakes, this is what actual 2020 Hollywood television writers think the drive from New York to Texas looks like

https://twitter.com/EvilMopacATX/status/1219711472978350081

make sure to tune in to tonight's episode of "9-1-1: Lone Star" to see the latest disaster to befall Austin's volatile Fertilizer-Ammonia-Corn Silo district

I've met college educated people from the coasts who are literally, genuinely surprised to learn that Des Moines has buildings over 3 stories and people aren't driving tractors in the streets

For the record, it’s duh-MOIN Iowa, dezz-PLAINZ Illinois

And Manchaca TX is MAN-shack, Gruene TX is GREEN, and Boerne TX is BER-nee