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I will not be surprised if at some point his eyeballs start spinning counterclockwise and his forehead lights up in a flashing "TILT" sign
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I think Trump, Biden, and Bernie would make a great cast for an all-male reboot of 'Golden Girls'
I can't believe I forgot Bloomberg, the 4 of them would be the Beatles of bickering screwloose elderly Northeasterners
In this Beatles analogy there is no George Harrison, because none of them will be "the quiet one"
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"Popular"? jfc talk about fake news
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I guess he’s so short because somebody forgot to water him
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