this debate is the most awkward thing ive ever seen and i once saw a video of myself dancing
anyway i love #bernie im sorry
“is anyone concerned about having a democratic socialist at the top of the ticket?”
(very long pause)
bernie: “im not”
(very long pause)
bernie: “im not”
tom steyer: “....blacks....”
yang claiming that theres no difference between capitalism and socialism yet his pin says MATH
i really like warren’s anti-corruption message. it’s vital and necessary and she has the credence to carry it
pete buttegieg earned his rhodes scholarship by inventing a feel-good pablum generator
i like that the question was like “bernie: is he Bad?”
my beautiful dark angry zaydie 
the irony of listening to all these dumb arguments for why public healthcare is bad as i desperately try to navigate the ny state of health marketplace before deadline....
pete buttegieg: a technocrat and a rat. i loathe him
Amy Salad Comb Klobuchar: Less Healthcare, With A Sensible Bob
Tom Steyer: Rich And Bland, Like A Slick of Lard
Every time a candidate says the word “unity” without specifying any values or principles they should be cattle prodded in the butt
Warren Warren Warren Warren Warren i love her too fnfjdmrmfmfmfnejs
unite against corruption!!!!!
“Donald Trump is a crook, Donald Trump is a cheat” -president Zaydie
biden’s vacant stare and blindingly white teeth in a lipless mouth,,, i Love it, wow
The second debate question that is literally just “Is Bernie bad? Discuss how bad he is”
Candidates, “Discuss how unlikable and overambitious the Yid is. Surely Republicans, the only people who truly matter, will detest him even more?” smdh
oh my god cable news is a brain disease
anyway good on liz warren for proposing an end to endless wars
buttegieg is right in that a pro iraq war vote should be disqualifying
i think its unfair to joe biden to hold these debates at night. what about a sensible 4pm, after dinner
i like what bernie is saying tbh🖤
warren’s answer on gun violence — mentioning disproportionate news coverage for communities of color, domestic violence & suicide - is 🔥
joe biden trying to say “unenumerated”
warren with the best answer by far on abortion
lmao mayor pete dodged the south bend police racism so hard
mayor pete did so much racism with south bend police and just fucking dodged the damn question google.com/amp/s/www.ther…
kinda funny that the progressive attack dog on the stage is a billionaire
bernie wants to end cash bail and private prisons thats cool
joe is v sleepy i think
pete raising his hand while bernie talks makes me viscerally mad
steyer invested sooooo hard in coal with his hedge fund lmao. also private prisons latimes.com/politics/la-na…
anyway deeply weird collection of candidates at this point in the game
you know the feeling where you hope for an end to the horror and shame and evil of this presidency but fear the hope bc it ultimately may prove vainglorious? anyway,
