everyones sharing their stories but id like to say the most ludicrous time i was groped on the boobs was when i was observing a ukrainian parliamentary election & i was starving at 2am and an election commissioner offered me a potato and then groped me on the boobs
it was during the vote count & later he asked for my facebook but then said he’d be way too drunk to remember my name. it was during!!! the vote count!!!!!! in a disused tuberculosis sanatorium in the village of velikiy lubin. 2012
he also said he was glad i wasnt thin like ukrainian women & when i called my mom crying the next day she told me to be more careful. i have never again been an election observer so i guess lesson learned????
i realize this story is objectively funny but at the time it was Not
