Breaking: Humpty Dumpty found fit for work by DWP under draconian Westminster work capability assessments.
Humpty Dumpty spoke of his disbelief yesterday after learning that he had been found fit for work after an assessment by the Department for Work and Pensions.
Humpty Dumpty spoke of his disbelief yesterday after learning that he had been found fit for work after an assessment by the Department for Work and Pensions.
Dumpty, who has been left unable to walk, talk, move or even breathe since suffering a great fall from a very high wall that smashed him asunder, has been signed off work for months.
Despite the fact that all the kings horses and all the kings men, couldn't gorilla glue him together again, the DWP has now found that he is fit and able to work after scoring one point below the threshold that would see him entitled to disability benefits.
