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I am hearing that @MikeBloomberg is paying "microinfluencers" to promote his campaign. I am available at low rates.
"Tax breaks for the rich? Weak sauce, Don! America needs a leader who will beat your savings out of you. Mike will get it done."
@MikeBloomberg Taking away your Medicare? Trump waffles and whiffs. We need a leader who will not just take Medicare, he will take your health. This country needs a president who will straight up murder your ass.
Mike will get it done.
@MikeBloomberg Children in cages? That won't make America great again. What made America great in the first place is children in coal mines. Unfettered capitalism: Mike will get it done.
@MikeBloomberg America needs a leader who will only appoint the very finest of people to stop and frisk your blacks.
Mike will get it done!
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Майк будет достать это делать.
Читай мои губы. Нет новый такси.
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1992. GOP: a moderate wing and a batshit conservative wing. Dems: a sane conservative wing and no other wing.
America: "Well, I guess, I could give the Dems a try. Risky, but OK."
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