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OK. So my daughter is checking customers out at the grocery store. This fool rolls up in there with a full-on haz-mat suit. Booties, gas mask, eveything....
He pulls up and sets two bottles of whiskey and a bottle of cinnamon vokda on the belt. My kid asks him for his ID. He pulls it out. My kid says, “you gotta take your mask off, how do I know it’s you?” He says...NO....
She says, “well I can’t sell you this alcohol, sir” and she starts pulling it off the belt. He says, “but I need that for sanitizing!” 🤣😂...
She tells him, “you need 120 proof for sanitizing - these are 40 proof.” He says, “well I was just gonna add them altogether!” 😂🤣😆🙄...WTF....
This is what our #GroceryWorkers are dealing with right now. Be nice to them! ✌🏼❤️
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