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(1) Here's my "Comey's with us" theory. Known: Comey almost never did meeting memos, 'til he did 3 with Trump
(2) Known: Comey was under immense pressure to not recommend indictment for Hillary for the server. So he used a press briefing to firebomb
(3) Known: Despite leaking the memos, he seems to be facing no possible prosecution
(4) Known: The leaks are real, the news is fake.
(5) Supposition: Comey was hated by both sides. Dems for firebombing Clinton's campaign, GOP for not recommending indictment
(6) Further Supposition: He could not as FBI director bring ANY cases we're seeing today. Dossier, Uranium One, etc
(7) Fact: His stories about interacting with Trump were cartoonish. claimed he hid in the curtains once. He was scared to be alone w/ Trump
(8) Fact: CNN was dead sure he was going to refute trump's claims that he was never under investigation. They were wrong. Fed false leak?
(9) Fact: Deputy Director McCabe in a hearing destroyed the firing Comey=obstruction of justice in russia investigation narrative
(10) Fact: McCabe and Rosenstein led the initial Uranium One investigation, were blueballed by someone over them. Cole (DAG)? Holder?
(11) The Theory! Comey's firing was a fucking shadow play, kabuki theatre, throwing the fake news into complete disarray
(12) Comey, McCabe, Rosenstein go to Trump. "We can nail Hillary and the corrupt half of the government to the goddamn wall."
(13) Clinton Foundation is the key to all of it. BUT IT CAN'T LOOK LIKE TRUMP OR COMEY DID IT
(14) Sessions recusing. Mueller appointed. Comey going right to Mueller's team. Comey gets into character, leads media on wild goose chase
(15) Mueller and co are exonerating Trump and nailing Hillary and DNC now. McCabe and Wray working on Clinton Foundation and Uranium One
(16) And Rosenstein is above it all staying out of the headlines while Trump and Sessions 'feud'
(17) Trump throws a few digs at Comey to keep people guessing, but no one's ever pressing charges there
(18) Because those memos that were 'leaked to a friend' were fucking FAKE. They were READ TO reporters, never shown.
(19) Comey is a troll who's been working with Trump to keep the fake news guessing for MONTHS. And now it all comes to a head. /end
