Thread by @JarredMattingl3

(1) Mr. Magoo huh? At first glance Trump seems unhappy with AG Sessions, and maybe that's so.

Has anybody ever seen Mr. Magoo? How do all of the "episodes" turn out? Is Trump really making fun of Sessions?

No! and I'll tell you why.

(2) First, let's look at Quincy Magoo! His portrait shows an experienced man, among other things. Here's a shot of the Wikipedia page on Quincy.

(3) "Quincy Magoo (or simply Mr. Magoo) is a
cartoon character created at the UPA
animation studio in 1949."

Sessions, was born in the late forties too. I imagine, if Quincy was real, they would be around the same age, and maybe even friends too.

(4) "(Quincy)...short-statured retiree who gets into a series
of comical situations as a result of his extreme
near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn
refusal to admit the problem."

That sounds oddly familiar! Maybe that's why Trump went there.

businessinsider.com/mr-magoo-jeff-…

(5) Now I'm not saying that our situations are comical, or that Quincy and Sessions are exactly alike. I'm just saying that, when scratching the surface on this particular one, it is fitting.

However, knowing Trump, the surface is just that. Let's dig a little deeper, shall we?!

(6) Wikipedia follows up with...

"However, through uncanny streaks of luck,
the situation always seems to work itself out
for him, leaving him no worse than before."

"This just in: Blind chap constantly lucks out!!!!"

(7) Don't get me wrong here. I don't think AG Sessions is, or will be "lucking-out" of anything! Nor, is the situation working itself out.

Look at the bigger picture, but use better glasses than Quincy has equipped, please!

(8) Even though Sessions seems "Magoo-ish," have no fear. We know how @realDonaldTrump operates!

Sessions is the "Silent Executioner," and for good reason.

This Mr. Magoo reference from Trump, is just to solidify the misguided view of Sessions, which BOTH sides currently hold.

(9) Have no fear, and trust Trump & Sessions!

The Mr. Magoo comment (coupled with the tweet re: AG & IG) 'IS EXACTLY' the reason to trust Sessions/Trump even more.

I, for one, am happy and eased when Trump voices opinions of Sessions in this way.

(10) Firstly, it means that the plan moves ahead as scheduled. This opinion of Sessions by Trump, shows the misdirection seen countless times before.

Secondly, it works nicely to distance Trump from Sessions, and this is completely necessary!

"DJT & JBS are fighting!" -lefties

(11) Thirdly, Trump's opinion means that Trump has seen a few episodes of Mr. Magoo. The similarities are uncanny, and, at first glance, well, it's horrible to think Sessions is like ole Quincy. Dig a little deeper and see, Trump knows things will be okay, because...

(12)... Magoo never felt harm from his shortcomings. This anti-hero persona is perfectly perfect in every way!

It only seems Sessions lacks conventional heroic attributes, and that's by design!

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” -Sun Tzu

(13) That is why I love the DJT/AG & IG tweet, and the report of "Mr. Magoo." A seemingly blind AG, leading the investigations. Sun Tzu...

Just listen to the first minute of this press conference. See what I mean?

c-span.org/video/?441543-…

Have no fear!!!

(14) Lastly. Remember! Quincy always has "hot sauce in his bag" (p1).
And when Sessions really drives this "bus," lefties faces will look something like the young girl riding shotgun while Quincy tears through town (p2).
"Sessions! Take the scalp too!" (p3).

(15) One more thing...

...think any birdies are singing to Sessions as I type this? (p1)
HAHA.

So, sit back, grab the popcorn, and enjoy the

"Mr. Magoo Show"

P.S. Look, the liberals were onto this show's insensitivity long before Trump reignited it. Wow!! (p2)
(p3,4 misc)
Fin

Thoughts? Thanks in advance for your support!
@ThomasWictor @almostjingo @_VachelLindsay_ @tiff_agape723 @bearded_conserv @realDonaldTrump @AGJeffBSessions

#JMM #Unicornucopia #KoalaTeaJarred #Magoo #Trump #Sessions #AntiHeroes #WeThePeople #GreatAwakening #NSOH #Hashtag

Addendum: (16) I completely forgot to mention!
Magoo has won two Oscars!

AND...

TV Guide ranked Mr. Magoo number
29 on its "50 Greatest Cartoon Characters of
All Time."

So, there's that TOO!
(pic1)-Sessions carrying his Oscar to the 2020 inauguration.