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THE PYGMY - PT2 (R18)
Joe was excited at the news of his solution.
At last! his Penis will get a befitting size.
Thoughts of all the sexcapades he would use it for made him giggle uncontrollably.

It was a blissful ride to the office.

Issa thread.

At work.
Joe couldn’t concentrate. He stared at the clock repeatedly. He couldn’t wait for close of work to head to Femi’s promised solution centre.

6pm.

Femi was done. They set for the journey.
“Where are we headed?” Joe asked.
“Ikorodu.” Femi said wryly.
“Ikorodu! By this time? Femi! We are at Lekki o!” Joe screamed.

“Calm down, we will take a speed boat at Victoria Island, in less than 45mins we will be there.” Femi shrugged.
“Oshey! Lets go there.” Joe said with excitement.

Joe had never been on a speed boat before. He had phobia for water.
It was a bumpy ride.

In 45mins they arrived.

They approached a slum.
“That’s where we are headed.” Femi said pointing at an old rickety compound. He saw many women seated outside.

Joe was startled.

“Femi, how did you discover this place, and who are these women?” Joe asked.
“They are from Niger republic. 3 years ago, I had an Issue and they solved it” Femi replied.
“What Issue.” Joe asked curiously.

“I had a car accident, It affected my penis and led to erectile dysfunction. Every hospital and medication failed until someone linked me to them. They didn’t just cure the dysfunction, they increased the size of my penis. Your case is child’s play for them” Femi narrated.

“O boy! When they finish with me, I go turn James Bond be that.” Joe screamed in excitement.

As they approached the compound the women welcomed them.

“I am here to see Madam Cherifa” Femi asked.
“Wait here, she’s busy with other clients. When its your turn she’ll call you.” Said one of the girls in a seductive manner.

30 mins later.

Madam Cherifa welcomed them
”Femi, long time!” Madam Cherifa said in her strange accent as they entered.
“Ah! you haven’t forgotten my name.”
“I don’t forget names, what brings you here?”
“My Friend here, wants to enlarge his penis.” Femi said pointing at Joe.

She turned to Joe and gave a smile of assurance.

“Don’t worry, when I’m done, Ladies will fight over you. you’ll enjoy your sex life like never before” She assured.

“Wow! I can’t wait.” Joe said with an excited look.

“It’s one thing to own a tool, Its another thing to know how to use it.” She said.

“Leave that one to me. I can handle any size above 6inches.” Joe winked.

“Okay, pull your pants. I don’t have time to waste. Other clients are waiting.” Madam Cherifa said.

“I will give you 2 injections. One on your ass (pain killers) and the other on your manhood.(The main formula).” She added.
Joe was shocked.

Despite the pain killers Joe could still feel the pain on his Manhood as she Injected him.

It was an excruciating pain, but the reward he would get at the end calmed him.

“We are done. Go home and sleep, avoid sex, masturbation and alcohol for a week and watch the result.” She said.

“Just like that?” Femi said in surprise.
“Yes.” she replied.

Femi congratulated hm and they left.

As they exited the compound, Joe tapped Femi.
“I left my phone there. Let me quickly get it, wait here for me.” Joe said.

Joe ran to madam Cherifa’s place. She was surprised to see him.
“I will need another injection incase this one doesn’t work.” Joe grinned.

“My formula is always effective. Besides its very powerful.” She said.

Joe put N15,000 on her hands. “I need another Injection.” He said.
“You will apply it yourself. I don’t want to be held responsible for whatever happens.”

Joe collected it and left.

The next morning Joe woke up.
He noticed a change in the length of his penis. He was amazed.
“I can’t wait for the week to run out” He thought to himself.

1 week later.
Joe’s penis had stretched to about 6inches. It also grew in width.
Joe was ready to test his latest machine.

“Boy! Its time to put you to good use.” He said as he brandished his penis.

Femi invited him to a wedding. Joe was Excited. He Hoped to meet his next catch.

At the Reception, Joe spotted Jumoke.
Her physique caught his eyes.
As she served food and drinks at the wedding Joe couldn’t take his eyes off her massive boobs.

He approached her.

“Hi.” He said in a casual manner.
She snubbed him.
“I am not here to ask for food. I came for you.” Joe said.

“What do you want from me?” Jumoke said as she continued attending to other guests.

“My name is Joe, I want to have a conversation with you.”
“I am Jumoke, and we are already having a conversation.” She said rudely.

“I understand you’re busy. we can see when you’re done serving.” Joe said and returned to his table.

He regretted approaching her in the first place.

At the end of the party.
Joe and Femi were set to leave when Jumoke hurriedly approached them.

“Hi Joe!” She said.
Joe had given up on her, he was surprised to see her running towards him.

“Hello Jumoke. Meet Femi, my friend.”
“Nice to meet you.” she said in a coy manner.

As a sharp guy, Femi didn’t need a signal to leave them. “Guys, I need to use the rest room. I’ll be back in 30mins.” Femi said.

“I’m sorry for the way I responded at the party, I came to apologise.” Jumoke said.
“No problem dear, I didn’t take any offence.” Joe lied.

“You know serving guests at a party can be very annoying. Some guests would want to eat twice while others haven’t eaten.”

“I understand.”

“I don’t like people seeing me in the wrong light. We can have another meeting to clear your first impression of me, ” She said convincingly.

Joe was amazed at how easy she made things.
Joe’s heart right now.

“In that case, can I have your number?” Joe asked.
“Sure.” she replied.
They exchanged numbers.
Femi joined them.

“Where are you guys headed.” She asked.
“Lekki, phase 2”
“Wow, I stay at Ajah. Can I join you guys?”
“Sure.” Joe replied in excitement.

5mins into the journey.
Femi faked a call. “Joe please stop here. There’s an emergency at the office.” He said.

As he stepped down from the car, he winked at Joe and gave him a thumbs up.

Joe continued the journey with Jumoke.

“What’s your plan for the rest of the day.” Joe asked.
“It’s going to be a boring weekend for me. I’ll just eat, sleep and run errands for my Grandma.” She said wryly.

“If you’re free, I can make it exciting.” Joe winked.’
“I’m free. How do you intend on making it exciting.”
“If you trust me enough to follow me home. There’s more than enough fun there.” Joe grinned.

“Hmmm. Okay, A bored girl will do anything.” She winked.

Joe was excited.

They arrived at Joe’s house.
It was a well furnished apartment, she marvelled at the art works in his parlour.

“Do you play games, I have a range of games on my PS4 from soccer to adventure.” Joe said.

“I don’t do games.” Jumoke joked.

“Okay, But you can definitely dance.” Femi said as he turned up his Music player.
She covered her face in a shy manner. Femi lifted her like a gentleman.
In no time they started dancing.

He held her close. As they took repeated steps, their eyes met and they started kissing.

In no time, they were both naked. The transition was fast. Their body language clicked like they’ve known each other for long.
Foreplay was intense as Jumoke screamed in passion. “I have never felt this way before.”She said as she moaned.
Joe brandished his Joystick.
Her reaction

For the first time in his life, he was proud of himself as he stood with arms akimbo like a superman in a cape.

He pointed downwards. Jumoke gave him a BJ. In no time samankwe was in session.

Her reaction on his grand entry.

Joe wasn’t just blessed with his new found Joy, He knew how to use it to maximum.

Jumoke craved for more. She reached orgasm multiple times as she jerked restlessly on bed.

When he was done. He dropped her at off at her place. She hugged him passionately and whispered.
“It is the best sex, I’ve ever had.”

Joe smirked!👇

“I am coming for a rebound tomorrow after Sunday service” She said gleefully.

Joe’s reaction.👇

Joe rushed home.

In excitement he brought out the syringe with the second formula Madam Cherifa had given him.

“With this It will increase my length. And the ladies will scream for Joy when they see it.” He thought to himself.

A part of him supported his decision, another part told him something could go wrong.
He was in a fix, He injected half of the formula to settle both sides.

He slept off.

The next morning.

Joe woke up, He felt something heavy on his groin.

Behold!

Everyone say Behold!

His Penis had grown to about 8inches and the thickness had increased.

He leaped for Joy.
“Now we are going to show those ladies whose their daddy.” He thought to himself.

How Joe stepped out.

He received a call from Jumoke.

“Hi Joe, I will be at your house in 30mins”
“Sure. I’m waiting” He smirked.

Joe quickly took a glass of Burantashi (Local Viagra) to prepare him for samankwe.

45mins later, Joe heard a knock on his door.

Behold it was Jumoke. Smiling uncontrollably.
He barely closed the door when she pounced on him.
"I fantasized about this moment all night." She said breathing heavily.

The kiss was intense and passionate. She undressed in a twinkle of an eye and pulled down Joe’s trousers to grab his Joystick.
It was massive! Like an overfed snake.

Her reaction.👇

She took off half naked.

He chased her round the neighbourhood.
She hid behind a car.

He gave up on his search and sped to Femi’s house.

“Femo, I don’t know what happened. My penis is growing at an alarming rate.”
Joe brought it out.

Femi screamed.👇

“Baba your case is different. Something is wrong somewhere or What did you do?” Femi asked in shock.

“After I took the injection at madam Cherifa’s place, I took another one to enhance it further. ” Joe said.

Femi’s reaction.

“The annoying thing is that the burantashi I took is still manifesting. I need a lady to help me cool down.” Joe begged.

“Na ashewo (Prostitute) go fit handle this your condition o.” Femi insisted.

In no time they arrived at a popular RedLight district.

As they stepped out, Joe’s penis was pointing out through his clothes. He used a sweater to cover it.

How the Prostitutes looked at Joe.

They approached the woman in charge of the call girls. (Madam Kofo)
“Welcome to Bariga, my name is Madam kofo. How can we help you?”

“My friend here needs someone to cool him down, penis dey pepper am.” Femi said.

Madam Kofo’s reaction.

“Comfort!” Madam Kofo yelled.

Suddenly a girl in a skimpy dress with excessive make up and lashes that could quench fire stepped out.

They proceeded to the room.

Comfort undressed in a flash. As Joe pulled his trousers down, he brandished his weapon of mass destruction.

"OH MY GOD!" comfort screamed.

Before Joe could finish saying "It's only the tip."
Comfort ran for her life.

Joe came out disappointed.

Comfort was still screaming "I never see this kind thing for my life."

How the other customers looked at him.

“Comfort is still new in the business, I will give you my MVP. but you'll pay more. " Madam kofo assured.

"I'm ready to pay anything." Joe said.

"Cynthia!" madam kofo called.

A familiar face appeared. "Cynthia." Joe said in shock.
(Cynthia was his lesbian EX in part1)

"Is this my next client? Mtcheeew!" She hissed on seeing Joe.

"if only you know what you're in for?" Joe smiled as he thought.

“Come closer.” Joe said.

"Since you guys know each other, I'm sure it'll be easier." Madam kofo grinned.

“No wahala. This one Na small thing. No be Joe again?” Cynthia boasted.

They got into the room.

Joe was shocked that Cynthia was a prostitute.
"Don't ask me any question. It's my life. Pull down let's get down to business." Cynthia said assertively.

Joe pulled his trousers.
Cynthia’s reaction.

"How did it get this big?" she asked.

"Don't ask me any question. It's my dick." Joe grinned.

Cynthia knew Joe will mock her if she showed any sign of fear. She proceeded.

Joe felt this was the perfect opportunity to take revenge.

He f***d her without mercy. She screamed but continued despite the pain. Her silly pride was at stake.

Joe finally let the juice out. For the first time he was relieved.

Cynthia could not move a muscle. He tapped her, she didn't flinch. He called madam kofo.

She stormed in with her bouncers.

What they saw.👇

It was beyond description.

"You Don kill my Cynthia" madam kofo screamed.

Before Joe could move an inch, The bouncers at the bar grabbed him. 👇

Femi took to his heels.

The other prostitutes poured a drum of water on Cynthia, suddenly she coughed.

Joe was relieved. They rushed her to a hospital.

They set Joe free.

Joe searched everywhere for femi, he finally saw him at home.

"Joe Bobo, this penis go kill you." Femi joked.
"femo, I'm tired of it."Joe said.
"Now wey you don see big penis, you wan run." Femi laughed.
"Let's meet madam cherifa to reverse this thing." He added.

first thing in the morning.
They arrived at madam cherifa's place.
At this time Joe's penis was about 9inches.

As they approached the place, they saw many women wailing.
"what's the matter?" Joe asked.
"Madam cherifa is dead. She died in her sleep last night.”

Joe’s reaction

Joe fainted.
Femi tried to resuscitate him.

He could hear his name from a distance. "Joe Bobo! Joe Bobo!"

He woke up to see Femi seated beside him.
“Joe bobo, its our turn madam Cherifa is waiting for us.”

He realised it was all a dream. He had dozed off while waiting for Madam Cherifa to finish with other clients.

He smiled, and thanked God it was a dream.

”Femi, long time!” Madam Cherifa said in her strange accent as she came outside.
“what brings you here?” She added.

Joe looked at her direction and realised she was the same person in his dream.
“My Friend here, wants to enlarge his penis.” Femi said pointing at an empty seat.

Joe had taken to his heels before Femi could finish his statement.

Femi chased after him.
“Joe what happened?” Femi asked.
“Femo! I had a revelation, I am not doing again.”
“Revelation, which time you turn born again.” Femi asked.

Joe narrated his dream. Femi laughed.
“Femi, God has a reason for giving me a small dick. I have to appreciate it.”

“Small Dick for life! Small Dick United.” Femi joked.
Joe chased after him.

**The End.**

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