RT quotes this expert tweet: "All this novichok in Salisbury makes me think it’s nothing to do with the Russians but some one in Salisbury. Most things are on your doorstep."
Also this: "What if the government are just going to randomly poison someone with Novichok every time people start to realise what a car crash Brexit is?"
And if you want to be truly convincing, use the hashtags #FalseFlag and #Russophobia.
