See, here’s the trick. Russia had to set up a shell company and dump millions into research and planning to buy some ads on facebook and shitpost on Twitter.
All Trump has to do is tweet “sic ‘em, boys” and a memetic militia will fucking annihilate Putin’s trolls
All Trump has to do is tweet “sic ‘em, boys” and a memetic militia will fucking annihilate Putin’s trolls
2) See, that’s the thing that people don’t realize about the ourselves, the people of the United States. We VOLUNTEER for shit. We voluntarily do crazy shit
3) We organize entire NAVIES of rednecks in pontoon boats and speedboats to travel around a sunken city rescuing people
4) America sends more volunteers worldwide for charity work than any other nation in the world.
5) Our military? Biggest and best in the world. All volunteers. Presumably. Its a bit questionable if marines actually volunteer or if there’s a secret government project to breed a more aggressive, destructive form of man.
6) My point? If Trump were to come out and say that Russia’s shitposting has gone far enough and turnabout was fair play, every shitposter in the US would come together and crash Russian social networks within HOURS. For funsies.
7) Its what Americans do. We love challenges. We adore picking fights. We enjoy finishing fights more.
8) The 4th of July was about us picking the biggest fight in the world at that time, us against a wordwide empire. Kicking Russia off the internet would be easy in comparison. /end
