- K must accept random punishment from wheel in "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome"
- Republicans must ask all questions by imitating a German character from "Hogan's Heroes"
- Democrats get 5000 guest passes for the hearing
- The letter Q must be removed from the alphabet, it's just taking up space
- Sesame Street must formally acknowledge that Bert and Ernie are gay
- All attendee get a fidget spinner
- Electoral College must be abolished
- Mandatory restroom break every 7 minutes
- All participants must shout theme from "Dragnet" every time a Democrat mentions the FBI
- Ford must be addressed as "my Khaleesi"
- Cory Booker gets a Spartacus moment and no one is allowed to laugh
- Kavanaugh must do a shot every time a Democrat says the word "credible"
- Kavanaugh must change his first name