Thread by @DarthPutinKGB

OTD in 2015 the Russian Air force began bombing anyone but ISIS in Syria with aircraft we had denied we were even sending

A year later we said the mission was accomplished and we were leaving. Although we are still bombing & creating refugees for you & we have since said we've left a further 2 times.

We have not left.

Our bombs do not kill any civilians at all. None.

For some reason @MSF stopped sharing the locations of their hospitals with us although they still tell the imperialists where they are.

This means us bombing Muslims doesn't create terrorists, unlike when the west does it, which does.

Leading useful idiots will dutifully inform you of this.

For a month prior to the bombing starting we had denied it would happen. Anyone who said it would was attacked by our 'news' and trolls (sorry to repeat) as a warmonger.

Your western news dutifully reported @RT_com lies in the name of "balance". The real reason was to give the far left & right people we've bribed enough space to help stop you doing anything to stop us

So please tell yourself @rt_com is totally irrelevant. We spend $300 million + on something useless. The Kremlin is stupid like that.

Of course, this 17th century Westphalian view of not interfering in other states we've convinced 'anti imperialists' to adopt means anyone who says 'you shouldn't bomb hospitals' is attacked by trolls as a warmonger cos Russia was 'legally' invited by the 'sovereign' Syrian state

This means our anti hospital and bakery campaign is above reproach and we never apologize cos our magic heavy weapons only kill bad guys in urban areas. Not children.

The lies your politicians will believe...

This 17th century view is apparently well suited to the 21st century and is in fact progressive

Back to my hangover.