Don't Be This Person: Oh, so it's going to be light outside for another 24 hours? Wow!
Don't Be This Person: Random Annoying Factoid About Person Who Wrote Thread That Has Nothing To Do With The Point.
Don't Be This Person: You didn't smell anything. Natural Gas has no smell.
Me: I know that. BUT THERE IS AN ADDITIVE IN IT TO GIVE IT AN ODOR SO YOU KNOW IT'S LEAKING SO THE WORLD DOESN'T GO *BOOM* YOU NITWIT PEDANT!!
Don't Be This Person: That didn't happen.
Me: Imagines smacking other person upside the head, and then telling them "that didn't happen."