Leave: Let's go skydiving.
Remain: Without a parachute?
Leave: Of course there'll be parachutes.
...Later...
UK: Hold on. Where are the parachutes?
Leave: We voted to leave the plane. Nobody cares about you parachute moaners.
UK: We care.
Leave: We already voted. Get out!
Remain: Without a parachute?
Leave: Of course there'll be parachutes.
...Later...
UK: Hold on. Where are the parachutes?
Leave: We voted to leave the plane. Nobody cares about you parachute moaners.
UK: We care.
Leave: We already voted. Get out!
UK: You assured us there would be parachutes.
Leave: You told voters there'd be no parachutes.
UK: You said the lack of parachutes was just “project fear”.
Leave: You're afraid, right?
UK: Of course. We don't want to die.
Leave: Nobody can see the future. Just jump already.
Leave: You told voters there'd be no parachutes.
UK: You said the lack of parachutes was just “project fear”.
Leave: You're afraid, right?
UK: Of course. We don't want to die.
Leave: Nobody can see the future. Just jump already.
Pilot: The plane will run out of fuel soon.
UK: We want the opportunity to vote to land.
Pilot: I agree.
Leave: Experts shmexperts. The choices are to jump or die in a plane crash.
Corbyn: Look at this lovely turnip.
Pilot: Brace! We're going to crash!
Leave: Project fear!
UK: We want the opportunity to vote to land.
Pilot: I agree.
Leave: Experts shmexperts. The choices are to jump or die in a plane crash.
Corbyn: Look at this lovely turnip.
Pilot: Brace! We're going to crash!
Leave: Project fear!
Pilot: I think I can still land this thing.
UK: We vote to land.
Leave: Stop voting you traitors. Voting is undemocratic. We need to skydive.
Corbyn: I'll fund the NHS to conduct your postmortem.
UK: Shut up.
Pilot: I give up. Freefall it is.
Leave: Skydive means skydive!
UK: We vote to land.
Leave: Stop voting you traitors. Voting is undemocratic. We need to skydive.
Corbyn: I'll fund the NHS to conduct your postmortem.
UK: Shut up.
Pilot: I give up. Freefall it is.
Leave: Skydive means skydive!
