BODY: Ahhh...caffeine. Let’s just relax and take a nap...
*TWO HOURS LATER
HEART: oh god oh god oh god
BODY: Something’s not right! Our heart is hammering! Oh god! PANIC
BODY: Crap crap heart is pounding something’s wrong!
HINDBRAIN: OMG IT MUST BE A TIGER
BODY: A TIGER?! Adrenaline, you’re up! Lungs, prepare for running!
ME: It’s not a tiger what are you doing
HINDBRAIN: ALL THE TIGERS
ME: We don’t live on a continent with tigers!
BRAIN: AIIIEEE PANIC PANIC RED ALERT I WANT THOSE CORTISOL LEVELS THROUGH THE ROOF
ME: It was coffee jfc
ANXIETY: Your husband is going to get in a car accident and die and then leave you.
HINDBRAIN: FOR A TIGER
ME: why am I like this