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I’m not the only one who has noticed!
If you’re gonna amp up the predictive text, you better get it right...
Me: pw
Autofill: paw
Me: no, pw
Af: pew
Me: no goddammit, pw!
Af: people
Me: wtf
Af: wat
Me: exactly
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Why is it that it is easier to manage somebody else's things/money/insurance/doctors appointments/self care than your own?
This is why the 21st Century equivalent of a barn raising should be trading onerous tasks or chores with your friends. Sure, I'll clean out your basement. LET ME AT IT
I guess this is why I'm an editor.
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I am the least fashionable person you know but who else is bothered by the fact than when Julia Roberts gives the “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her” speech she’s wearing FUCKING FLIP-FLOPS.
And don’t even get me started about the Birkenstocks in the final ‘now we have an apartment on the Gramercy Park of London’ scene
And please, no SoCal idiocy about the normalization of flip-flops. In a (awesomely) gritty walking/tube city. Flip flops are for the beach or taking your Escalade to Starbucks.
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Sick and exhausted seniors are like babies right, never wake them until it’s urgent?
Omg members of the silent generation get a lot of actual phone calls. I’m answering their phones every 5-10 minutes.
Some are fundraising/spam calls but actual friends call on landlines! (Very sweetly hoping to help; people are great)
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Looks like Pichai Sundar, CEO of Google dumped a lot of stocks last week!!
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So, I've waded through the Evangelical Alliance's new pastoral "guidelines" for interacting with trans people (ughh, the things I do to expose #transphobic #ciswits to the world), and let's just say it's time to tear this particular sh*t-bag a new hole.

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When such language gets reinforced by insisting...

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Why does Twitter deliberately target Right-wing accounts for Shadow-banning and why it will sooner rather than later completely back-fire and why they are ultimately going to destroy the Left and what a great day that will be. Thread. 1/15
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Here is a TWEETORIAL by request on the
RIGHT TO TRY legislation!!
Thanks to @choo_ek and this poll :) for making it happen
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⓿This tweet storm isn't about the symptoms: Trump, Brexit, UN, Bitcoin scaling, etc—it is about systemic problems facing western society.
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