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Government takes 2% of your wealth every year to fund health care, green energy, etc.: Damn it, that's COMMUNISM!!

Asset manager takes 2% of your wealth every year to invest your money in a portfolio that underperforms the index: Well that's just good ol' productive CAPTITALISM!
Various People: "It's different because with the asset manager you CHOSE to give him all your money, whereas with the tax the leader was democratically elected to take your money"

Well, true, true...
Oh man, "CAPTITALISM" was a typo but it makes the original tweet so much better
I swear there was a time on Twitter when I could make a joke and most people could tell it was a joke
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