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Hey happy people do you know what time it is THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S SHOUTY COMMERCIAL TIME! Just, y'know, ignore me for the next ten minutes or so if you're not in the market for a SHOUTY COMMERCIAL.
Do you like...
* Superheroes?
* Found family?
* Terrible puns?
* Beleaguered women forced to wear bunny ears?
* Spite?
Well, then, DO I HAVE THE BOOKS FOR YOU.
* Superheroes?
* Found family?
* Terrible puns?
* Beleaguered women forced to wear bunny ears?
* Spite?
Well, then, DO I HAVE THE BOOKS FOR YOU.
That's right--despite the best efforts of this damn POLAR VORTEX, the Velveteen books are once again in stock at @borderlands_sf! IT'S A REALLY BORING MIRACLE!
And when I say "the best efforts of the polar vortex," I really mean it. Two full boxes of books went missing in transit: what they have now is what survived the voyage. That means this is a SMALL restock.
(We ARE planning to restock again, but not until the weather breaks. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.)
If you have already ordered/want to order a signed copy, please remember that those will not be going out until after my next visit to the shop, in early March.
If you see this thread after one or more volumes has sold out, please contact the store directly, via either phone or email (all info on their web page) to reserve copies from our next restock.
Which brings me to one VERY IMPORTANT point:
Y'all know I hate the hard sell, and that the shouty commercials are a combination of "I love @borderlands_sf and want them to be happy" and "I had to pay for all these books and I want them to go away."
Y'all know I hate the hard sell, and that the shouty commercials are a combination of "I love @borderlands_sf and want them to be happy" and "I had to pay for all these books and I want them to go away."
So please don't feel pressured when I say this, but I still need to make sure it's stated, because I don't want to get yelled at later. Cool? Cool. Anyway:
After these copies are sold, there will be 54 copies remaining of VELVETEEN VS. THE JUNIOR SUPER PATRIOTS. That's all.
After these copies are sold, there will be 54 copies remaining of VELVETEEN VS. THE JUNIOR SUPER PATRIOTS. That's all.
We have slightly more than 200 copies remaining of VS. THE MULTIVERSE, and around 500 copies remaining of VS. THE SEASONS. Which I still very much want people to buy, because did I mention I had to pay for all of these?
But if you want to own your own copy of volume one, time is running out. I would order soon if at all possible.
That's all.
Commercial over.
That's all.
Commercial over.
