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Three friends at a bar drinking: one has the tiniest hands, one has the tiniest feet, and one has the tiniest penis. They’re not happy about their lot in life, but one suggests they can go to the Guinness World Records & become famous and make some money off their shortcomings...
So they do. They get there & the friend with tiniest hands goes in first. A few minutes later he comes out with a huge smile on his face waving around a certificate in his tiny hand and proudly says ”It’s official, I have the smallest hands in the world!”...
Next, the friend with tiniest feet goes in and same thing: he comes out after a few minutes giggling and showing off his certificate “I’ve got the tiniest feet in the world. We’re gonna be rich as hell bitches!!!”
Then, the friend with the tiniest penis goes in. The two friends wait for him. After a few minutes he walks out despondent. They ask him what happened and where his certificate is and he turns to them and says: “Who in the FUCK is Stephen Miller?” End
