Why shouldn’t conservatives deplatform academics?
Abolish the universities
Well, I think your Marxist ideas are unacceptable
And my tax dollars are funding your livelihood
Maybe we should change that
Make it legal for companies to give IQ tests to applicants
Let’s put these fraudulent credential mills out of business
Use the proceeds for a student debt jubilee
Oh well, they can always learn to do an activity that allows you to create computer programs
Let me tell you about an idea to solve 100% of that problem