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Hilda Muteshi
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I decided to help twitter with segmentation
1. Experts lane
2. Business lane
3. Politicians lane
4. Stakeholders lane
5. Noisy boys and girls lane
6. Team nudes lane
Check below for what happens in your lane
1. Experts lane on twitter
They discuss research findings, Analytics, offer direction ,
Few people understand them
Professors Drs fall in this category
2. Business lane on twitter
They come online with the purpose of selling, they can educate people but finally sell an idea, product, service....
3. Politicians lane on twitter
Tweet about politics
Tweet rhetoric and be noise
Take photos with the poor and post Always in a campaign mode pretending to care about citizens
4. Stakeholders lane on twitter
Question credibility issues, injustices and issues affecting the society
Questions leadership corruption
5. Noisy boys and girls lane on twitter
Discuss people, how they live, how much they earn, tag each other whenever someone breaks up with spouse, gf, bf .
Tweet when they buy something new or someone lunch
6. Team nudes lane on twitter
Can be identified by their profile picture
Tweet about sex all day
They look for potential customers
Wait for anyone to ask for sex
They work well with lane 5. 👆
The problem with social media segmentation is not working
we have people who want to fit in every lane and comment on everything
Check out for your lane above
Twitter classification of areas of interest is not working
When you respond be sure you are in the correct lane, and the people you are talking to understand you
If you can't find your lane above, please get back to me for guidance, it's important that every audience is reached with the right information at the right time on twitter
Lane 1. 2. 4. Can interact well Lane 3 is unique, some of its members can fit in lane 5.
Lane 5 and 6 on twitter belong to themselves, can't fit anywhere else, can only interact with each other
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