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During the Brexit debate the public gallery of the Commons has been invaded by "climate justice" protesters, naked except for thongs. MPs trying very hard not to look, or not to be seen looking
The protesters are still there. No one is attempting to remove them. Just standing there, their buttocks pressed against the security glass
Peter Kyle manfully attempting to continue his speech in favour of another referendum, before an audience of bare bottoms
Sadly journalists aren't allowed to take photos inside the Commons, so you'll just have to imagine the bottoms for yourselves
Eight minutes since the nude protesters entered the gallery and still no one has attempted to remove them. Police are there but not chucking them out, just talking to them. Gallery is soundproofed, so we can't hear what they're saying
Press gallery now packed (with journalists, all clothed at this stage)
You may mock, but Steve Baker will be doing this before the week is out
A number of the nudists have now been escorted from the premises. We're now down to six pairs of buttocks
Bizarrely one of the nudists is wearing a pair of jeans, which is surely cheating
One of the nude men has climbed on to on a gallery ledge. Two policemen are attempting to pull him off
Two nudists appear to have glued their hands, and possibly buttocks, to the security glass. Police using some kind of spray to try and loosen them
All nudists now successfully removed, but security glass still covered with smudges
