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*checks Facebook for the first time in weeks, immediately encounters a dude she doesn't know calling her a liar over an ancient Livejournal post*
Only people who have never gone viral seem to accuse others of lying for "their viral moment." Going viral is MISERABLE. I would never lie for that.
In this case, it was "she's lying to virtue signal." Not really sure how "some people read actions differently when they're taken by male characters" is "virtue signalling," but that whole concept confuses me anyway.
In conclusion, I am a professional lie. I don't lie for less than eight cents a word, and I'm long-winded as fuck. Most people can't afford me.
