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hello twitter I am IN THE SKY and ran out of books because the two I brought with me turned out to be FAST reads, so AMA
GREAT but only because there is Plane Wine brought to me by a Gentle Air Sprite who gives me Kind Smiles
I would fight FIFTY HORSE-SIZED DUCKS just to prove my haters wrong
The tastiest thing I recently made was pan-fried gnocchi in a lemon-ricotta sauce with fresh peas. It was bright and creamy and perfect and I forgot to take lactaid because of course I did.
Without a doubt, admin role at a Big Tech Company. That whole thread I did about how so-called flat organizations are just petri dishes for abuse dynamics? Based on experience.
DANI YOU HAVE PERFECT TIMING BECAUSE I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT A PEARLESCENT RED MAC LIPSTICK AT THE AIRPORT AND I AM
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Either EXTRA-LONG CHOPSTICKS or my Very Good Flipping Spatula, which is silicon with a teeny soft bit at the end of it, and which has a heavy metal grippy part that can rest on the edge of the pan so the spatula never touches hot metal while it rests
My favorite Fruit Cake Situations are always ones that emphasize lemon, raspberry, or grapefruit
BUT
LISTEN
it's cake, I will eat it and be thrilled about my life
BUT
LISTEN
it's cake, I will eat it and be thrilled about my life
LADY FROM THE BLACK LAGOON by @malloryomeara which came out but somehow I'm still Looking Forward To It because it's on my annual reread list from now until forever
also LUMINOUS DEAD by @see_starling
also THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR by @tithenai and @maxgladstone
also LUMINOUS DEAD by @see_starling
also THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR by @tithenai and @maxgladstone
@malloryomeara @see_starling @tithenai @maxgladstone the answer is so obviously pod that I am honestly insulted by the question
IKEA sells these SOUR VIKING GUMMIES and listen, I know I'm predictable, but
I love everything about them
I honestly can't believe I get to live in a world where they exist
I love everything about them
I honestly can't believe I get to live in a world where they exist
I haven't seen him since the day he ruined that brunch and I live in fear of the day I see him again and he goes "you made me an infamous internet villain"
I stand by it though, what he did was MONSTROUS
I stand by it though, what he did was MONSTROUS
I have 2 answers.
Internet answer: oh HELL NO this is a TRAP and no matter what I say EVERYONE will yell at me
Mr. Rogers answer: by a friend. <3
Internet answer: oh HELL NO this is a TRAP and no matter what I say EVERYONE will yell at me
Mr. Rogers answer: by a friend. <3
GAILEYFACTS: TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE EDITION
Did you know: horses have 2 nipples but humans have 4 nostrils
Did you know: sometimes moose will eat meat just because? imagine being haunted by a moose
Did you know: nermal from garfield is canonically a bossy bottom
Did you know: horses have 2 nipples but humans have 4 nostrils
Did you know: sometimes moose will eat meat just because? imagine being haunted by a moose
Did you know: nermal from garfield is canonically a bossy bottom
I have EXTREMELY complicated linked spreadsheets that are VERY stressful to look upon
SIGHT, because you can encounter SMELL FATIGUE but you can always find new parts of a beautiful sight to become delighted by
WELL i just got gifted a pair of SEQUINED SUSPENDERS so I'm making plans for an outfit that involves some blousy pants and a deep-cowled tank
In a project about cloning:
"The process was exactly like tempering eggs: the amnio that was already in the tissue slurry made it easier to combine with the substrate. It kept the tissue from crystallizing too rapidly, from congealing into a sloppy archipelago of useless flesh."
"The process was exactly like tempering eggs: the amnio that was already in the tissue slurry made it easier to combine with the substrate. It kept the tissue from crystallizing too rapidly, from congealing into a sloppy archipelago of useless flesh."
I've been trying to remember the name of this cigar for YEARS. It has 3 different intensities of wrapper, starting mild and moving to dark over the course of the smoke. Delicious, intense, and fucking FUN. Those things got me through EMT school.
I don't know if it's off-the-beaten-anything, but I really love Idle Hour. It's a bar that's inside a giant barrel, and there's always good dogs there, and they have a PB&J beer/cider drink that is one of my favorite things I've ever tasted.
THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR, for sure. If I had time-travel summoning powers, it'd be the next @grady_hendrix or the next @malloryomeara or the next @kierstenwhite.
Tinkerbell is VERY softe especially behind her ears and upon her tum, and she is 1000% open to bellyrubs from any person because she is Friends With Everyone, Always, Even The Vet
I try hard not to buy into "can I pull this off" rhetoric but I have a friend who does blazer-with-no-shirt-underneath outfits and they always look AMAZING and I am too much of a coward to even TRY
actually a continual flashback narrative running concurrently with a progressive present narrative is a HUGE narrative kink of mine. GIVE ME YOUR RECS
