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it's cake, I will eat it and be thrilled about my life
also LUMINOUS DEAD by @see_starling
also THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR by @tithenai and @maxgladstone
I love everything about them
I honestly can't believe I get to live in a world where they exist
I stand by it though, what he did was MONSTROUS
Internet answer: oh HELL NO this is a TRAP and no matter what I say EVERYONE will yell at me
Mr. Rogers answer: by a friend. <3
Did you know: horses have 2 nipples but humans have 4 nostrils
Did you know: sometimes moose will eat meat just because? imagine being haunted by a moose
Did you know: nermal from garfield is canonically a bossy bottom
"The process was exactly like tempering eggs: the amnio that was already in the tissue slurry made it easier to combine with the substrate. It kept the tissue from crystallizing too rapidly, from congealing into a sloppy archipelago of useless flesh."