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My favorite thing to do after conventions is randomly have all the awkward encounters I had over the weekend replay over and over in my head.

Hooray social anxiety! You're swell.
This random girl stopped me in the airport and asked to see my ring, to which she replied "Wow someone must love you a lot" to which I replied "That's what he tells me"
A taxi driver in Germany said "I don't speak English", to which I replied "yeah, me either" to try to make him feel better and he just glared at me.

I DO. I SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL. I HAVE A COMMUNICATIONS DEGREE.
I didn't order food with a group because I was going to another dinner, and the waiter said "nothing for you?" to which I said something to the effect of "I live on diet coke"

Which isn't WRONG but like IM NOT FUNNY WHY DO I DO THIS
The worst, from Sweden over a year ago STILL haunts me.

A guy got into an elevator and began to speak Swedish (which Swedes arent known for small talk). I got so flustered I just said "SAME." and when the doors opened, I turned around and finger-gunned at him as I backed away.
Anyway... Hopefully y'all at least get a chuckle out of my total awkwardness. If I was awkward to you, I apologize. I mean well, I'm just a serious goober. I promise I like you 😭
OH I HAVE ONE MORE

Going into Germany, passport control asked what business I had in Germany. When I said "A video game convention" she said "YOU play games? What games?" and I (tiredly) replied "EVEN MOBILE GAMERS COUNT OK!"

I DONT PLAY MOBILE GAMES I JUST LOVE INCLUSION
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