Hooray social anxiety! You're swell.
I DO. I SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL. I HAVE A COMMUNICATIONS DEGREE.
Which isn't WRONG but like IM NOT FUNNY WHY DO I DO THIS
A guy got into an elevator and began to speak Swedish (which Swedes arent known for small talk). I got so flustered I just said "SAME." and when the doors opened, I turned around and finger-gunned at him as I backed away.
Going into Germany, passport control asked what business I had in Germany. When I said "A video game convention" she said "YOU play games? What games?" and I (tiredly) replied "EVEN MOBILE GAMERS COUNT OK!"
I DONT PLAY MOBILE GAMES I JUST LOVE INCLUSION