Thread by @vellapun

*Rant* A thread.

De Gea was in tears after he made costly error vs shitty. He has saved us on countless occasions, single handedly. No wonder he's demanding a pay parity to be one of the club's highest earners. Just give it to him. Give him the Captain's armband. (1/n)

He understands the fan base in other countries. Nothing matches us, the United fan base. Remember, LVG made him sit in the dugout when Madrid tried to mess with his head before drawing a blank. The best thing LVG has done for us, was to tie DG down. (2/n)

Remember, the warm reception he received while he stepped out for a warm-up. Just imagine. A warm-up. He's going through a rough patch. He's gone through that before. But came back stronger and better. I'd be gutted to see him leave. We just can't afford to that. Just can't.(3/n)

Having said that, I would love for United to sell Pogba. He's indeed a virus. A pseudo-leader who just can't fucking step up during big games. United broke the bank for him. Instead we should have gone for Kroos/ Kante/ Saul. We don't want his luxury. Just sell him FFS. (4/n)

Fred, he has failed to live up to our expectations. It's his first season. Give him a break. Given his performance after PSG, he has been stronger and better. He'll improve. However, if he doesn't after one more season, replace him with either Bruno Fernandes or Verrati. (5/n)

Who'd have imagined Hererra living on a free. We could have easily squeezed at least 30 million for him. Rather he'd be a perfect squad player and a strong voice in the dressing room. Well, we should totally go for Rabiot. A free transfer, give Hererra's wages to him. 😅 (6/n)

Matic, his days are done. Tominay has stepped up and should keep him out of the first team. But he has lot to learn. Would love to have Ndombele or Weigl. They are more mature, class players. Would love to have Garner more involved in the first team, coming season onwards. (7/n)

Darmian, Jones, Young, Valencia (though he's leaving), Rojo. Need to be sold at any cost. Darmian started superbly but faded away and has never looked like the player he was in the start. Jones, Rojo- Tatti. The rest, age has caught up with them. (8/n)

Smalling, good to be a squad player. Should go all out for Varane/ Koulibaly/ De legit. Massive, massive upgrades. If none of them are attainable, we can't afford to but wait it out for one more season. Alderweireld, is a cheap and quick fix untill then. It's a no brainer. (9/n)

Full backs. Go all out to sign Wan-Bissaka over all the other players we are linked with.Need a cover for Shaw.Sessegnon, please. Tierney isn't bad either. Fosu-Mensah, disappointed with his development, such a talent. Tuanzebe should get a chance to be involved in the mix.(10/n)

Sanchez, what a flop. Done nothing so far but has caused unrest in the dressing room. His wages are and will be a major problem when negotiating player salaries. When will Martial realize his potential? it's high time now. Mata, most intelligent of the lot but slow.Release.(11/n)

Gomes, what a prospect. Perfect replacement for Mata. Would also love the club to go after Jao Felix. Massive talent. Can play across the front line. Dybala is my dream signing. A competition for Martial and vice versa.They would cause havoc. Lozano, a great option as well.(12/n)

RW has been a major concern, since ages now. Sancho, is a perfect profile.Zaha, won't come to United given his disastrous time here. Surprised, why we never went for Mahrez. Lingard, as lovely he is, can't be more than a squad player. Dalot, has shown flashes. Let's try. (13/n)

We know our club has turned into a joke, when a player like Lu-cow-ku is flirting with Serie A. Has never really stepped up, his career's best night was against PSG. Swap him with Icardi, he's fucking lethal in front of the goal. Off-field issues could be sorted. (14/n)

Timo Werner is a great prospect, would love to pair him with Rashford. Both could be an understudy to Icardi. Look at Mbappe, killing games for PSG, leading the line. Rashford is long way off from that. Greenwood, ready to step up. Give him a chance. (15/n)

Ole, like me every other fan wants him to succeed.Just like how we wanted Mourinho, LVG and Moyes to.They had their issues. But the club has failed them. The board has. Mr. Woodward has. Don't want Ole to suffer the same faith.Give him the fucking money you Glazers.Bitches.(16/n)

The management team is rotten to the core. No wonder we are killing it off the field. That is what Woodward is supposed to do. Also, he's supposed to stay away from the pitch. Working from office suits him better. DOF, where are you? Should have been appointed long back. (17/n)

Keane, Scholes, Gary enough of punditry. Present it in front of the management team, Glazers, Woodward, our players, academy. Let's rise up from the dead. Let's be United once again. The United of the old. Ruthless. Fighting for the badge. People who can't.Fuck off, please.(18/n)

Enough of relying on Sir. Alex. He came, He saw, He conquered. He left. When are we going to move on? Will at least need 2-3 years to clear the mess we are in. We need a foundation, one without Sir. Alex. Peter Schmeichel, Van der Sar, Uncle Pat, where you at? Come back home.

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