Thread by @QuinnyPig

"At @awscloud we drink our own champagne" says @sandy_carter. Cool. Here at the Duckbill Group we milk our own platypus. #AWSSummit A thread:

We eat our own dog food. #AWSSummit

We soften our own fabric. #AWSSummit

We torch our own guest house. #AWSSummit

We pet our own dog. #AWSSummit

We eat our own cake that we have. #AWSSummit

We insert our own catheter. #AWSSummit

We perform our own surgery. #AWSSummit

We cut our own hair. #AWSSummit

We wear our own baby clothes. #AWSSummit

We wet our own diaper. #AWSSummit

We teach ourselves how to swim. #AWSSummit

We eat our own horses. #AWSSummit

We smell our own farts. #AWSSummit

We stare into the sun with our own binoculars. #AWSSummit

We cheat our own emissions testing. #AWSSummit

We burn our own tires. #AWSSummit

We steal our own election. #AWSSummit

We torture our own metaphor. #AWSSummit

We kidnap our own child. #AWSSummit

We boil our own bunny. #AWSSummit

We tickle our own wolverine. #AWSSummit

We fight our own toddler. #AWSSummit

We cut our own brake cables. #AWSSummit

We slaughter our own peasants. #AWSSummit

We pay our own taxes. #AWSSummit

We shake our own baby. #AWSSummit

We chew our own suppositories. #AWSSummit

We hoist our own petard. #AWSSummit