Democrat, studying a chessboard in the game room: mmmm yes, and once he stops with the fire and moves his knight, here’s how I’ll beat him in 23 moves
Which has incentivized Republicans to torch norms and break rules, obviously
Guard: I'm guarding the vault
R: DRIVING AWAY WITH ALL THE MONEY
G: I'm still guarding the vault
R: I'M AT MY HIDEOUT—wait, what?
G: Calling the cops soon
R: Really?
G: It's bad you stole
R: I'll...be back when there's more money in there.
G: *shrug*
A man shoves a rapist off a woman
A man shoves a child off a cliff
"Both men shove" is a true but useless observation.
Me, very wise: Don't worry, after two more years of this, our elections will save us.