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the tale of The Snail Who Visited The Linoleum Factory is not how i'd imagined i went to the hardware store to buy some supplies . <br />
when i got home , i realized that i had forgotten my tools . <br />
i went back to the store and bought a new one . <br />
i went back to the store and bought a new one . <br />
i went home and set it up .
ah, looks like I can turn the creativity level up. at 1.0 the story of The Snail Who Visited the Linoleum Factory goes unexpected places Ed and his wife were going to get a mohawk for the first time.<br />
they were going to brush their teeth before planning a trip.<br />
the first day of their trip they saw a shiny beetle.<br />
it was awful!<br />
ed and his wife had a lot of fun with the outcome.
tried giving it the title and storyline of The Last Jedi. the algorithm decided it needed to be way more boring. Storyline: island, training, skype, betrayal, explosions<br />
Story: There was a man who had no internet. he went to the school to go on a trip. they took him on a skype site. he had an argument with them all. he felt silly for doing this, though.
supplied the algorithm with the title and storyline.
may i present: the Lion King, or the Difficulty of Returning Snakes to the Store Storyline: prince, regicide, exile, return, battle.<br />
Story: There was a lion that was a big beast of me.<br />
I had to go to the grand canyon to get rid of it.<br />
I was so excited when I saw it was a bear!<br />
I had to return the bear to the local store.<br />
I had to wait in line for a whole week to get rid of the snake.
this is just to say Title: what happened to the plums<br />
Storyline: note, eaten, plums, refrigerator, delicious<br />
Story: joey's mom told him that he couldn't find his toy. he hadn't eaten it all. his mom told him to put it in the refrigerator. he put it in the refrigerator. his mother found it delicious.
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