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Q: Which vegetable is easily impressed by aircraft?
A: Courgette
(Bada-bing! I'm here all week, folks...)
A: Courgette
(Bada-bing! I'm here all week, folks...)
Q: Which brand of bottled water is favoured by the upper classes?
A: Au pair.
A: Au pair.
Getting ready for the school nativity play, I was all a tizzy because something was missing.
Fortunately there was a Pret a Manger on the way, so I was able to borrow what I needed.
Fortunately there was a Pret a Manger on the way, so I was able to borrow what I needed.
Q: Why are model railway enthusiasts so passionate about their hobby?
A: Because they always n gauge.
A: Because they always n gauge.
