Here goes... *DEPRESSING THREAD WARNING!* #brexit #borisjohnson (1/?)
He will sit down with the 1922 & probably the ERG to tell them it's May's Deal or disaster (GE, 2nd Ref, Brexit Party decimation)...
Every one of them.
Because it will cease to be "May's Deal" & become "Boris' Deal". Boris, co-leader of the Leave campaign. Boris the great marketeer (bullshitter). Boris their last final hope to salvage Brexit & the Tory Party.
No Customs Union.
Control of Borders.
Free Trading Buccaneering.
Everything they want.
That's all problems for 2021/2022.
They just need to get through the next week, the next month & the next year
He's knows better than to really pursue No Deal, by the way, all the talk of it is just threat and bluster.
And he does that better than Theresa May ever did!
Some because they believe in it. Some because their constituencies are Leave. Others because it will cement the "Tory Brexit" narrative they are happy to sign up to & bash later...
And all the difficult stuff will be pushed into the transition period. New trade deals. Future relationship. Ireland.
But the Brexiteers will crow. Oh yes they will crow. "WE LEFT AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED" "PROJECT FEAR"
You guessed it...
GENERAL ELECTION BABY!
How will Tories run a GE? Specifically how will shady Boris Johnson run the next GE, after Brexit has happened?
Why, with his secret best friend Nigel 'Fucking' Farage...
BXP is purely the cult of Farage, so what he says go.
Nige has taken over the Tories by the back door.
He will claim he needs a seat at the table to negotiate Britain's future relationship with the EU & trade deals with USA...!
A stronger majority than Theresa May had.
Labour is split & self-immolating. LibDems just won't be strong enough. Remain vote will split while the Leave vote will unite behind Tories (no BXP). Boris will rule without the DUP, fucking Ireland for good.
In the end we are all dead.
Now I'm off to apply for an Irish passport...