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Sami Schalk
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Ok for real gonna stop but if you are bored today, please just read through this wildly abstract & vague personal/professional(?) website of one of the people trolling me today, then share your favorite quote. It’s straight out of @mcsweeneys.

kellystrantz.com
My fav: “Causes I champion and have raised more than $35 million for through major donor asks and events

Children's Causes
Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault
Politics
Animal Welfare
HIV/AIDS
Gifted People and Their Problems
Art, Visual and Performance”
“Gifted People and Their Problems” 😂
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My approach to talking with friends about their relationships is basically asking versions of the same question over & over: What do you need? What will make you happy? Is this making you happy? This is worth the time & energy you’re spending on it? Is this what you want?
In the end I just affirm to people: I love you and I want you to be happy. Is this relationship helping you be your highest & best self right now! Not 2 or 5 or 10 years ago but now, is this relationship good for you right now? If not, what needs to change?
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I was at @Target & saw a @Starbucks ad for Absolute Dragonfruit. For a hot second I thought they were selling alcoholic beverages in a suburban Target-Starbucks at 3pm & my immediate next thought was “Moms need to get lit too.”
I quickly realized that probably wasn’t actually the case, but in #Wisconsin, who knows? The ad looked like this one, but I just stole this picture off the Internet.
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Therapy meets academia: Just texted a friend “You are not your academic parents” while talking about how our generation of millennial PhDs are trying to educate & treat our grad students more ethically than what we experienced. You know, with less oppression & abuses of power. 🤷🏾‍♀️
Note: I had AMAZING mentors personally but not every tenured faculty member I interacted with was great & I’ve heard so many horror stories from peers.
Speaking of treating grad students better...

My advisor took ME out to a fancy meal after my defense. I did write thank you notes and provide small gifts to my committee, but I did not feel an expectation to provide anything but gratitude.

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