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Ok for real gonna stop but if you are bored today, please just read through this wildly abstract & vague personal/professional(?) website of one of the people trolling me today, then share your favorite quote. It’s straight out of @mcsweeneys.

kellystrantz.com
My fav: “Causes I champion and have raised more than $35 million for through major donor asks and events

Children's Causes
Domestic Violence and Sexual Assault
Politics
Animal Welfare
HIV/AIDS
Gifted People and Their Problems
Art, Visual and Performance”
“Gifted People and Their Problems” 😂
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