Then you're going to LOVE statistics!
One of the most influential statisticians of all time was, secretly, the Head Brewer of Guinness.
(a lot of beer fans are nodding now)
He published under a pseudonym: "Student."
(a lot of statistics nerds are nodding now)
He immediately began one of the first data science programs.
Given limited resources, he was especially interested in ways of extracting confidence from small samples.
There, he began to publish the work that would make him famous.
Well, not him.
"Student."
Therefore Gosset chose the name "Student," mostly because "autodidact" was considered obnoxious on Twitter.
They became friends, which is especially noteworthy because Pearson and Fisher HATED each other.