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boris johnson, disturbed by protesters, has
hedged his bets
hedged his bets
boris johnson was a plant all along
boris johnson has his roots in europe
boris johnson has many branches of interest
boris johnson needs frequent watering or he starts to wilt
boris johnson can provide food for a lot of tiny bugs
boris johnson actually LIKES it if you take cuttings, it's good for his image
boris johnson says he thrives in the shade but unfortunately not THIS much shade
boris johnson perks up if you plant him in manure
boris johnson just needs a bit of a trim and he'll be presentable once more
look at this man, so pleased with the top prize-winning topiary, cut into the shape of the British PM
oh hang on he looks like the British PM might be
flagging
flagging
boris johnson is worried about that dutch elm disease. it's european, you know
boris johnson has a plan-t for no deal
