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A fitting joke for today:
A hurricane is bearing down on a community.
Police go door to door telling everyone to evacuate.
One resident refuses to evacuate.
“God will protect me.” they say.
Rain starts to fall. Floodwaters start to rise.
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A hurricane is bearing down on a community.
Police go door to door telling everyone to evacuate.
One resident refuses to evacuate.
“God will protect me.” they say.
Rain starts to fall. Floodwaters start to rise.
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Rescue workers show up in a boat.
“You really need to evacuate.”
Resident refuses.
“God will protect me.” they say.
Waters rise to the very rafters.
Resident climbs up onto the roof.
Rescue helicopter circles overhead.
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“You really need to evacuate.”
Resident refuses.
“God will protect me.” they say.
Waters rise to the very rafters.
Resident climbs up onto the roof.
Rescue helicopter circles overhead.
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“You REALLY need to evacuate. Take this rope.”
Resident refuses.
“God will protect me.”
Resident drowns.
Upon arrival in heaven, they ask God “What happened? Why didn’t you protect me?”
God replies “I sent cops, a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want?”
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Resident refuses.
“God will protect me.”
Resident drowns.
Upon arrival in heaven, they ask God “What happened? Why didn’t you protect me?”
God replies “I sent cops, a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want?”
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