Thread by @damnit_mann

So my ex is married right (chick is like 45)..... but he was dating the daughter first and never met the mom. He knocks up the daughter...

Daughter never says who the BD is and BOOM mom introduces daughter to fiancé at a random dinner....

I can’t make this up. He told me I’m ☠️

So what’s that make him?
Step Granddad daddy?

Im confused.

I wanna say how everything unfolded but it’s one huge clusterfuck 😭😭😭

Should I tweet the story? Cuz dawg........ the toxicity is flowing in what he told me

Ok lemme explain this story....

Btw u judgmental ppl... yes me and this ex are still cool. We tried the relationship thing and it didn’t work.... no we don’t want each other.

So anyway about 6 years ago my ex started dating this 21 year old chick after we broke up... (she’s mixed... yes this matters once u read the story) he was telling me about her... (we were 25 at the time....) she was hella dope I’m told

So about a year into their relationship she gets pregnant and says she wants to abort but he said he’d like to keep the kid but if she chose not to, he was fine with it...

Whole pregnancy they’re together, happy, etc... she’s finishing up college and he literally left on a work trip to Stockholm the same week of her graduation. (Missed opportunity to meet mom)

So he comes back and she goes into preterm labor... (mom wasn’t prepared to come to Florida yet and said she’d be there once she could time switched with someone else and come straight down to help with the baby)

Boom... my ex is there right by her side during delivery

So the baby gets here, happy and healthy... mom is great. They go home and he’s there everyday.....

So he finds a text in her phone that came across her phone that said “u have the baby yet? U ready to get the dna test yet”

So like any person with emotions he reacts...... and he doesn’t tell cuz of the baby, he just leaves..... doesn’t come around until she handles ol boy...

She sends results.... kid ain’t the side dudes baby

So mom dukes hurried down to be with the girl... ends up staying for WEEKS.... to be by her daughters side and help with the baby. They’re tirelessly tryna reach my ex... he’s not having it. Said holla at him when they’re ready to test him

Smart.

Wholeeeeeee time he’s waiting they’ve tested FOUR DUDES 😩😩😩

U know the TINY WINDOW each month she can get pregnant?! Omfg....

Whole time my ex and the mother never cross paths.... mom goes back up north to begin preps to move back down to Florida...

Mind u he still hasn’t come around cuz they haven’t said “ok let’s test u” and in his mind he’s like “if they don’t wanna test me I must be in the clear”

So my ex is at the grocery store and meets this GORGEOUS white lady with that haircut that says “I fuck black guys” u know the one

They converse, exchange numbers... (he doesn’t tell her real name just goes by his nickname)

Anyway..... the girl finally texts him and says “let’s meet at the clinic for the test... it’ll just be me not my crazy mother”

They meet up... do the test

Couple weeks later comes back he’s the dad

So now he’s dad of the year by doing what he’s supposed to do

Whole time he’s blowing her mother’s back out.... mom only calls my ex by his nickname when speaking to her daughter...

Daughter doesn’t know his NoLa nickname for whatever reason.

Anyway... ANOTHER. Year passes by and he’s so in love and he decided to propose... intimate setting...

She says yes

Few days later mom is like “I want you to meet my daughter and grand daughter”

He’s like ok bet

WHY BY THIS TIME THEY HAVENT MET IS BEYOND ME

I know he’s always been the type to tell the girl he fw to keep their business off social media and just between them... but not family?

Anyway.... it’s dinner... and the daughter and child show up...

He’s sitting there helping prepare dinner

Dawg... he told me when she walked in he heard her voice and was like

So the daughter sees him... he sees her.... he said basically this is what happened

I kid you not he sent me this gif

Mom walks into kitchen and bursts out crying and there’s arguing, finger pointing, crying... people feeling disgusted

Mind u... mom is white, daughter is mixed... look NOTHING alike so it’s not like u can say he has a type

So they basically sort everything out. Mom been alone for 23 years and she explains to her daughter that she loves him and the wedding still happening

Daughter ain’t support it
Didn’t show up to wedding
Neither did the daughter/granddaughter

Dawg... I can’t
Toxic on 1000

On some real shit.... everyone keeps saying I should get it written into a movie..... I’d call it “Family Tree” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

YES! I did ask him could I tell the story it was too wild not to do it