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Best optics of Optics Media 🙌 This is going to be...

Nah, I can't. NSFL.

Brandon Farley: "This is nothing more than Revenge Porn Dick Slander by the Left in a Crude Effort to try and Destroy my Legacy as a reputable journalist. I'm not a Craigslist Creep."

Just a general one?
Brandon Farley: "This is my Voluntary Sacrifice, for the greater good of Portland. If I were to waste my time and effort on getting laid, all the time, this city wouldn't have my full focus. Someday, I will have my choice of lay, but until then, it's time to Create a Legacy."
Brandon Farley: "This is Dick Defamation. I don't go around asking teenagers to bare my seed, like some type of broke ass Jeffrey Epstein. This elaborate Hoax was inspired by the Anthony Weiner controversy. I'm not a Creep."
BF: "I'm a charismatic, attractive, and talented young man who happens to be going places in life. I could have my Choice of Lay, right now, even you, if I so desired, but that's not my aim. I must remain celibate until after my 3 documentaries have been released and marketed."
Brandon Farley: "After my documentaries are released, my celibacy card will have expired and I'll be free game. But, even then, the women will have to describe the penis to the population, because I'm never Ever taking a Dick Selfie. Hashtag WienerGate."
BF: "Videographers Shoot & Edit. FarleyFilms has Music, Effects, Jumpcuts, Storylines. My shit is Primo! & FUCK PHILLY! My Dick has never seen the light of Craigslist, you have no proof of anything. But go ahead & keep on believing Antifa, your credibility will diminish rapidly."
BF: "Antifa thinks it's funny to make threats of Violence against my ManBun. They're creating Merch & defacing public schools; claiming they're going to Cut It Off! I'd like to see them try to get that close. The Bun CanNot Be UnDone! And That's Not My Hairline! # AntifaBarber"
Remember that one time Brandon Farley claimed Cider Riot had a "Pedo Basement" that hosted "Pedo Parties"?

When I probed about a Comet Ping Pong situation, at least he said he didn't have access to guns.
"A Portland activist dumped a bucket of dirty syringe needles and caps on the sidewalk outside of Outside In's needle exchange facility last Thursday in a so-called 'act of civil disobedience.'"
portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/…

That "activist" was, of course, Brandon Farley.
I never learned what Farley's arrest for trespass and harassment on August 8 resulted from. I don't think I want to know.
Disappointed I don't seem to have screenshots of when Farley took credit for creating Andy Ngo, but I like this bit of an article from "One Angry Gamer" (lol):

"Farley believes that the violence against Ngo may have been staged, potentially with the help of local officials."
Found the part where he worried about his "dick drama" going on his "permanent Google record." That would truly be a shame.

Brandon Farley: "No, this will NOT be my Google Legacy! I have to get ahead of this, right away. But, cannot, under any circumstances, release the Peen!"
Brandon Farley's SEO will NOT be dick related.

Farley: "I was this close to showing you my penis, so you could confirm my identity, but then you had to go an ruin it by being vindictive. My job is Twitter."

Oops 🤷‍♂️
Farley wants to work for the BBC, so he "can't have BWC pics floating around out there."

I'm glad I never saw the original photo. He claimed it was "DeepFake AF and Dick Slander."

Brandon Farley: "That's Not My Dick!"

This will NOT be his legacy. Nope.
Brandon M. Farley: "That's Not My Dick!"

Brandon M. Farley: "Revenge porn dick slander!"
Despite what the optics here might suggest, Brandon Farley is, in his own words, "the only Portland Street Videographer who's not a Super Predator."
I knew these were somewhere.

Brandon Farley: "He's MY Bootleg! I Created Andy Ngo. And I get beat up by Antifa, way more than he does. I should be a fucking millionaire by now."
Brandon Farley was going by "Micah Fletcher's Neck Scar" for a while. See wweek.com/music/2019/01/…

Farley claims Ngo's "copied [him] in every way," is also "a documented liar who's now been fired from every journalism job he's ever had."
Farley on Ngo: "There's a reason he keeps getting fired; because he's morally bankrupt, a true sociopath. Someone who would orchestrate a hoax of such great magnitude, that it lands him a quarter mil, overnight. Show me the Papers of his 'Brain Hemorrhage' I don't believe it."
"Andy had his GoFundMe already on reserve, before the incident happened, & was able to grift a quarter mil, so he could fund his next speaking tour about how he's the world's biggest Antifa victim. He wanted me to get in on the hoax & contacted me, the night before, in my DMs."
Farley on Ngo: "Don't underestimate the man, he's very cunning and thinks everything through, meticulously. He knew exactly what the outcome would be."

Shows a text from Ngo asking, "What are your plans for tomorrow?"

Farley: "I didn't respond to him."
Farley claims he doesn't want to fully reveal Ngo's grift because it "would go against [his] best interest," says Ngo is "helping [him] put Portland on the map," that he "needs Andy to skyrocket to success, so I can take the throne, right from under him."
Brandon Farley on Andy Ngo: "I'm his maker, afterall. Wouldn't want to destroy my own creation."

I'm just retyping what Farley said. I can't vouch for the truth of what he's saying, but boy am I glad I found these.
Brandon Farley: "I Created Andy Ngo...I only align myself with Non Hacks."

🤷‍♂️
"I have suffered enormous mental and physical trauma at the hands of these Antifa Criminals. As I embark on this long journey towards my recovery, I am setting up a GoFundMe to help ease the suffering; Asking for $250,000 so I can be well enough to Prosecute my Brutal Attacker."
I don't think he ever set up the GoFundMe. When I checked, it wasn't there. Pretty sure he just took the screenshot, maybe to troll Andy Ngo? 🤷‍♂️
"Independent Journalist Farley gets followed from Cider Riot and Attacked by Trans Antifa in Downtown Portland. Hashtag Andy Ngo."

He tried to fundraise off of this.

That's not exactly what the video showed. He stalked and harassed a trans woman.

Great optics.
TBH I would like to hear Andy's thoughts on this but at this point I don't think he'd talk to me
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