Prince sucking his thumb asked Soni why he resembles so much with Omabud. Soni smiled & answered “Chhore yo parampara sey iss pariwar ki, Pearl Red aur Omabud’s ke dada ke bapu ka aana jaana tha aur exchange program chasle tha, jaise maddy aur thare daddy ka”, Prince was clueless
Apte, the five feet short converted Muzlim man from Gujarat after spending a night with Soni assures her that he’d form the government, “Paison ki tangi chal rahi hai mhare ko, bass tu apna CM bana de, Soni khus kar de gi tanne aur uss budde Shapa ko bhi” Soni told Apte
“You’d insulted Shapa, why’d he listen to you, you can’t form the govt, baby”, Sas Farur said while making circles on Soni’s neck with his tongue. “Manne ghaat ghaat ka pani piya se, bas pallu ne neechey karna hai, jameen chaatega Shapa aur uss ta bhatija bhi”, Soni was confident
Soni after news broke that Chidba is coming out of jail
“Momma, how are we secular?”, Clown prince asked sucking his thumb. Soni wondered how such an intelligent question came from her brainless son. “Chhore, manne kabhi bhedbhav na kiya, chahe wo hindu ho musalmaan Christian ya parsi, sab ko maje diye or maje liye”, Soni explained
The narrator informs me, right now Soni is celebrating Christmas night with Sas Farur and both of them are hell drunk. Soni is undressing herself and dancing on “Husn ke saat rang, kaun sa aang dekho ge”
“Nikamme 50 ka hone ja raha, itni umar mein toh manne thhare bapu ko chalta kar diya tha, tu byah kab karega”, Soni blasted. “Mom, I was waiting for a girl who’d be dumber than me, now I’ve found one”, Clown said. “Kaund hai wo chhori”, asked Soni. “Her name is Ri”, Clown replied
“Momma what’s happening between US & Iran”, Clown asked Soni while licking lollipop. “Chhore kati kaam bigaad diya Iss BSDK maadar Trump ne, itna badhiya khel rachaaya tha manne JNU mein, ye BKLda missile se attention le gaya”, Soni started crying. Clown got busy with tricycle
